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jade harley is literally so cute ok hiii!!!!

✿ shes so sweet n kind + whimsy. and has the best powers!!!

reasons why u should like her:

✿ 1. dog

she is part dog. part girl. all swag. bark privileges included.

2. literally lives on an island alone like some magical girl

she wakes up, feeds her dog, does some science, maybe shoots a rifle. normal girl things.

3. gun

she just has one. and she is GOOD with it. if u don’t like jade she could literally snipe u from another timeline (lovingly)!

4. green is a personality trait actually

fashion icon. chromatic queen.

5. time & space & dream stuff???

she is like if ur sleep paralysis demon had a magical girl arc

6. she’s literally friends with every genre of character

dumb boys? yes. evil girls? yes. furries? yes. clowns? yes. she collects them like pokemon cards

7. you WILL relate to her against your will

8. bec. thats it. if her dog loves her then YOU should too.

9. she is simultaneously the most stable AND least stable person alive

like she will comfort u but also blow up a universe. balance!!!

10. she just wants friends and to make everyone happy omg ;_;